Facts: The Temperature of a Bus

Air conditioning does not work, does not EXIST in a bus during the day while its warm outside. Air flow is created only by the breathing and passing gas of passengers and the driver.

Air conditioning will be used at it’s absolute coldest level during cool, overnight bus rides. The fan level will be turned to the maximum speed and the knob will then be broken and thrown out the window. The force of the AC will somehow still increase as the journey progresses until it reaches the critical point where all passengers empty their travel bags and wear every single article they own.

Have you ever worn boxer briefs on your head?

Love,

The frozen corpse of Tyler