20 Oct 2018 Journal Entry

Hash with Chiang Mai H3. We met up with Crotch Thumper @ her place and then met the other hashers @ McDonald’s to catch the hash bus to the start of trail. Switzerland lady is INSANE. Bus ride home she was screaming at cars about the Swiss. Trail was great. Rolling Jungle hills, very dense ground cover. Leah roller her ankle bad enough to take the walker trail after Beer Near. We met Thirsty Thursday and Wet & Ready from the Zurich Hash. They offered crash space if we visit. We sang songs the whole bus ride back to the hash bar. Circle was good. Mostly the same song over and over, but we threw in Wiener Breath. Hot Pocket swapped shirts with an old man. We got 2 free hash shirts for the birthday occasion. Jim Wilson doppelganger was there! His name is Angry Inch. A Thai woman sang a funny Millionaire song about marrying expats for their money. Hash dinner was extra money but was a crazy big buffet with lots of curry. Harrietts Anything and Beller Dancer were great and hooked us up with a ride and another hasher who will give us a Thai cooking class. My shorts smell awful! It’s time for laundry! Crotch Thumper was drunk and funny. Hashers we met: Pussy Whisperer, Angry Inch, Horny Monkey, Superman, HRA, Purple Fart.

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